curious

world trade center trailer

2006-07-04T01:36:00.000+08:00

24 hours bank...

2006-06-10T02:16:00.000+08:00

this is the first time i see bank with 24hours service...

not scare of robbery? i think ppl oso scare goin to bank at night...

p/s: when somebody is somebody... everyone pray them like a god... when somebody is nobody.. everyone shun them like a dog... that's y i always say.. words from mouth are always the lowest cost in doing business that yield the highest return... ur cost is only the water you drink everyday...

new proton satria...

2006-06-06T01:53:00.000+08:00

new proton satria... nice? p/s: wan find job liao...

dead fish swimming...

2006-06-02T20:05:00.000+08:00

few months back.. a japanese guy could instruct his to swim in a great performance...

my gf fish oso can swim in dead position...

p/s: god created human and world.. human created war and hatred.. that's y thunder keep on striking ppl recently... do u agree with me?

installation...

2006-05-25T18:50:00.000+08:00

finally, it is finish... all my busy things r all done... it's an installation held by multimedia student in mmu... i'm the advisor in coding for my gf... :D

everyone was asking me installation very hard meh? y so busy? fuck it baby, it's not jz install software into ur computer man...

this is my gf installation booth... it cost around RM300+... if my gf doesn't get an A+ for her subject, i gonna burn down the whole mmu... n make mmu to get pvc pipe and cloth to build a new university...

p/s: everyone is graduating... nobody will read my blog d.. sad.. :( happy graduation 2006 to all mmuian...

dear, i will miss you...

2006-05-18T08:37:00.000+08:00

after read this email, i decided to write a letter for my dear...

sorry dear... she gave me a better offer... after a very deep consideration, i have decided to follow her...

every month, i will send money for u (hopefully all the money will not go for extra service charge)... half year later, i will buy you a sport car (tamiya got a lot of models to choose)... 1 yr later, i will come back (and if i come back) and we will stay in a big banglo (probably smaller than my house in spain) with 2 maids (ur mum and my mum)... and 2 chauffers (ur father and my father) <-- this is suggested by my gf

i hope i still can see ur beloved hamsters after i come back from spain (so, dun eat them up). promise me you will wait for me to come back, k? (but i'm not sure will i come back or not) i love you dear (currently). i will miss you when i am in spain (if i am too free and no chick)...

i wonder what will be her reaction...

p/s: thx ling for your brilliant comment.

procession on wesak day...

2006-05-14T23:22:00.000+08:00

since my car is still break down, so i took public transport with my gf to temple... n this was quiz of the day...

which one is actually behind the yellow line huh?

next activity... wait till night at temple for procession at buddhist maha vihara temple in brickfields...



wondering wat 'tang lung' is on the top right photo. btw, the bottom right photo is 'holy water'... everyone was washing their face using that water... i wanted to bath there, but it was over-crowded.. so maybe mext time

n now, the time is here... (dun ask me wat i did when i was waiting for the time to come...)



not really a twins, but they are actually the same person... sidartha gauthama 'buddha'.. the founder of buddhism...


earth-store boddhisatva	goddess of mercy

everyone donated, bathed it, and wished... as the legend told, after buddha born, he walked 7 steps (lotus grew on every step he made)... and one hand point up to sky, another hand point down to earth and said... i oso forgot wat he said.. sorry...

sadhu

p/s: my gf hamster born 5 babies... 2 ate up by their mother... 2 infected by wet tails... only 1 still healthy... 1 of the wet tails victim die on holy wesak night... cause of death... diarhea.. dun laugh.. it's true... my condolences to my gf.. she forced me to say it to her.. damn...

it waits...

2006-05-11T02:00:00.000+08:00

nothing is waiting for me la.. it waits is jz merely a movie title name... oo yeah, i like horror movie... so below is the description of the movie (copy n paste from somewhere else, with permission of course):

March 13, 2006

"It Lurks, It Prowls..."

IDT Entertainment's

Anchor Bay Entertainment Unleashes

"It Waits"

On DVD May 23

TROY , MI – Anchor Bay Entertainment, an IDT Entertainment Company, presents the terrifying story of a dark legend come to life seeking vengeance on mankind. From acclaimed writer/producer Stephen J. Cannell ("A Team", "Hunter", "Profit", "21 Jump Street") comes... It Waits! Premiering on DVD May 23 rd , 2006 , consumers won't have to wait any longer to thrill at the extensive bonus features including behind-the-scenes footage and interviews of the cast and writers, in addition to a feature-length audio commentary. SRP is $19.98 and pre-book date is April 12.

Written by Cannell, Thomas E. Szollosi ("Mythquest") and Richard Chris tian Matheson ("Masters of Horror") and directed by Steven R. Monroe ("House of 9"), It Waits focuses on a tale taken from Native American folklore of a lost Human Being whose vicious resentments fueled an anger so fierce that its soul was banished from the world of the living. What happens when this malevolent spirit returns – can anyone stop its relentless and destructive powers?

After her best friend is killed in an auto accident in which she was the driver, Forest Ranger Danielle St. Clair (Cerina Vincent – "CSI", Not Another Teen Movie ) moves into a secluded watchtower in the mountains to bury herself in her work, unaware that something else is buried in the forest. A spirit of the underworld – a victim of its own evil bitterness long entombed in a cave. For a chance to escape and exact its bloody revenge, it waits...

And when accidentally released, the peaceful forest becomes a killing ground. Only Danielle and her fiancé Justin (Dominic Zamprogna, "Battlestar Galactica") are left to stand up against this ancient nightmare.

Value-added supplements on the It Waits DVD include:

Widescreen Presentation (1.77:1), enhanced for 16x9 TVs

Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound

"Blood On The Pines" Behind-The-Scenes Featurette

Feature-length audio commentary with director Steven R. Monroe and star Cerina Vincent

Trailers

Stephen J. Cannell Productions, Inc. owns the worldwide distribution rights to more than 1,000 hours of Cannell produced series and TV movies. DVD releases from the company's broadcast hits include "Hunter Season One & Two", "The Greatest American Hero Seasons One, Two & Three", "The Commish Season Three" and "Silk Stalkings Season Four." For more information on Stephen J. Cannell, visit www.cannell.com .

Anchor Bay Entertainment is a recognized name in home entertainment. The company offers an expansive selection of award-winning, notable theatrical films including "Time Bandits" and "Halloween", classic television programming such as "Roseanne", "3 rd Rock from the Sun", "Three's Company", "Highlander" and much of the Stephen J. Cannell library, traditional children's fare featuring the ever-popular Thomas & Friends collection and Mister Rogers Neighborhood, the impressive Manga anime line and chart-topping fitness titles including the "Crunch" and "For Dummies" series. Anchor Bay Entertainment is aggressively developing a wide range of original programs and concepts in addition to licensing existing brands and films.

Anchor Bay Entertainment is a subsidiary of IDT Entertainment. IDT Entertainment is a vertically integrated entertainment company that develops, produces, and distributes proprietary and licensed entertainment content.

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IT WAITS

Street Date: May 23, 2006
Pre-Book: April 12, 2006
Catalog #: DV12990
UPC: 0-1313-12990-9 0
Run Time: 88 Minutes
Rating: Not Rated
SRP : $19.98

"it waits" official site on external link...

housemate, i wonder if ur bf likes it... ya both of my house with bf... for the one without bf, erm... erm.. fast fast find one...

can u see the word "masters of horror" above? i watched b4... it comes with different episode where each episode is not connected with each other... i was thinking, the author was damn creative.. can come out with so many gross and exotic idea.. so everytime i watches that, i will think what will come next... muahaha... try urself...

p/s: my car is still not working :( hopefully my cousin will be coming tomorrow... my housemate suggested me to change a new car.. so i was thinking to change to 'kereta lembu' (cow car)... but she said 'no, better change to 'kereta kuda' (horse car)'... becoz ferrari is using horse as their trademark... erm.. i will think about it.. i will to blog about my baby hamster tmr... muahahaha....

anything could happen in mmu...

2006-05-08T23:17:00.000+08:00

since lect is sick, so exam is replaced with take home test... so is take home test same as assignment? aiseh... assignment say assignment la.. take home test pulak...

this proves that there is no 100% secure security.. is it? i jz say something to protect mmu la... this is not the first time being hacked oso...

p/s: never swing an empty ro bottle while walking... yeah.. the rm1 for 5 liters ro bottle... i did once... guess wat... the bottle hit my testicles... bloody pain... tot of squating down to take a rest.. but a lot ppl were walking around.. so i kept on walking with my macho'ness' style, but actually there was bloody pain under my pant... holy shit... damn great lesson...

silly me.. silly ass hole...

2006-05-06T04:02:00.001+08:00

my car battery die flat yesterday morning... i called up my cousin who previously worked as mechanic but now selling car... he said if i really wan to change the battery, i need to change in within 1 minute after i take out the battery... damn, sound like mission impossible to me...

the reason the battery dried up: i never add the battery water... :(( i dunno how to take care of a car... normally i only check the coolant water... becoz previously engine heat up once... now battery dried up is gonna teach me to check battery water as well next time...

my supervisor advice me to get a dry battery car... i wonder if it exist... well, actually there is one call... 'free for life' battery where u no need to add battery water inside, but the lifespan could only last long for 2-3 years... but my supervisor doesn't mean this type of battery... my supervisor advice to get a toy car... the real double a(aa) battery... bloody hell...

since my ass hole is itchy, so i upgraded my yahoo messenger to version 7.5... guess wat i get...

an advertisement at the bottom.. ym is a freeware anyway, so i dun complain much... btw, most of ppl windows is tattoo'ed' with the pirated windows watermark... well, check on net, there are tonnes of way to remove it... damn smart windows, damn smart users... damn silly ass hole i am... :(( dun complain about the grammar for this post, it's bloody 4am now... i will double check tmr.. if i'm hardworking enuf...

p/s: at the end of may, i will write a full coverage of launching of new car... hopefully the fella will remember to call me...

how u address ppl on da phone?

2006-05-03T14:22:00.000+08:00

normally, if u know someone for an ages, u might as well call the people from their appearance... eg: if a person is fat, u will call them 'fatty'... if the person is slim, then u will call them as 'skinny'... from my size... normally, ppl will call me skinny.. but not to my gf family side... they will call me as skeleton or with nicer word.. 'bone'.. so this was wat happen last night.. my gf mum called her and she refused to answer becoz she was too sleepy... and i answered the call... the first word from her mum, 'r u skeleton?'... i replied with happy and cute tone... 'yes yes'... haha... i feel it is damn funny seems like someone is calling to the coffin and ask for chit chat. p/s: recently i quote my yahoo status as 'how nerdy a person is, when comes to girl, they are ham sap (is horny the correct word to use?) too'... end up a lot ppl asking me, am i the ham sap ppl? hell, i'm not nerd la...

pathetic food...

2006-04-30T03:31:00.000+08:00

this pathetic food is to suit my pathetic sick time... at first sick not really bad, after saw the food... really increase my sick... anyway, thanks for my dear for the porridge... without the porridge, i think i die of hunger d... so u r thinking, is it a bowl porridge? yeah, it is a bowl of porridge. haha... p/s: my dear said she likes the purple color cloud today.. so i snap it down.. but it is not sharp.. stupid camera by stupid owner.. n that's me.. :D

explosion in cyberjaya...

2006-04-28T16:52:00.000+08:00

last 2 days, happen one (small) explosion in one of apartment in cyberjaya.. it jz happen inside one small kitchen... the fire explode 2 floors tall... but i didn't snap photo yet.. later i try... the explosion was happen becoz some gas leakage.. out of panic, they close all the windows and door.. few minutes later, explosion happen.. i saw it as first hand 'audience'.. damn.. i see explosion 'live'.. after explosion, no fire spreading happen, so watch more 'mythbuster' for more details.. the best part is, my gf was sleeping nicely would wake up purposely to see the explosion.. damn busy-body.. viola, at last i fall sick.. so i post late for my previously comment n oso this post.. wishing me get well soon.. p/s: can't wait till my gf installation day.. becoz i oso got chance to do my part.. hehe..

crazysocket vanity rox...

2006-04-25T13:03:00.000+08:00

y a human without an employment is so busy like me? but anyway, my time is flexible.. muahaha.. so now i'm goin to show off my manicure which i promised from ages.. dun be shock.. a great torturement from my gf on my fingernails... holy shit.. tot my fingernails as painting material... luckily she never suggest to remove it with liquid paper.. my vanity never end with fingernails only... i told my gf that, i would never post up my face into my blog, so i asked her to capture only my nose... but at the end, she came up with one suggestion, y not apply some mask, so ppl wun recognise me? damn... it's greatest torturement on me... now, i'm damn envy to those who r single... for lonely soul, dun be sad... ur life is much better than mine... p/s: whoever wanna go pulau redang on 28/4, plz contact me. the details of the flight is: availability: 2 price: rm350 (for 2 including tax) time: 28/4,8.05pm(Depart) and 1/5,8.05am(Return) there is another advertisement that i need to post up today...

click on the image to enlarge it... naza sutera... it's first hand... rm36k+ on the road... color available is yellow, blue, green, black, silver and orange... whoever is interested, plz contact: Kok Fook Yee (012-3735318)... u may oso contact him for other new or 2nd hand car too... u can also find him for renewing road tax and insurance.. money surely hard to find...

summary...

2006-04-20T23:03:00.000+08:00

very busy since from the day i came back from perlis... nothing much to blog... let pictures speak for me...

i told my friend, 'i can't go out, cyberjaya flood, so come n fetch me for food'. he was thinking i finding excuse to get a driver.. claiming cyberjaya never flood. once he reach here, he told me, 'this is not flood, water a bit higher only.' damn...
this morning my housemate asked me wether i like wildlife or not... n asked me to join her for jungle tracking... first thing came across to my mind, 'nuts'. hey man, cyberjaya also got a lot of bugs, go in deeper inside jungle, might have snake oso. camping there la.. foc

when u see a place with no car doesn't mean no accident.. cyberjaya famous with no traffic jam... but accident always happen.. so guys, be extra careful to isolated place..
in cyberjaya, besides raining, is still raining... nice weather to work at night... better than ling at least.. ya ling, is u ling.. haha.. two storms made 2 luxury cars alarm cried... so i made a conclusion, luxury cars are corward... that day i walked into lift from my house... feeling weird, why the lift didn't move.. i tot i was trapped. then only i realise.. i hadn't press 'g' to go down... damn.. p/s: full story response from motorola about the scholarship in mmu bulletin board... http://www.jeffooi.com/2006/04/scholarship_motorolas_official.php credit backs to jeffooi.com busy to blog so many things... if free will continue blog.. else will blog on sunday... c ya...

racist? discrimination?

2006-04-18T22:56:00.000+08:00

for ages i never checked mmu bulletin board.. this morning, i received a forwarded link... again, what are mmu & motorola trying to do? only certain race can get scholarship... remind me last time of another bulletin news, where there was a company hired only certain race... however, the above bulletin soon vanished from the board... n change to this... i'm not sure wether they are delivering the same meaning or not... well, i dun dare to comment much in this post d... i think i offended too many ppl... anyway, as my fren say, it's free speech world, as long as not defame anyone... sometimes i jz dunno i'm defaming someone or not.. u know... story could be created... p/s: rezza replied to my previous post... sound angry? hope i'm wrong :(

unite...

2006-04-16T18:37:00.000+08:00

this post is dedicated for graduated student from mmu... unite was held in picc, last friday (14th april, 2006).. i never been to unite b4.. so was thinkin to have a try.. so grand right? sorry about the photography skill.. it wasn't my camera, lazy to figure out how to use it, so jz simply snap... during the opening ceremony, there was an artificial hand holding a crystal... everyone was looking at the crystal hand with full of curiousity, including tun dr. mahathir... but later on only we realise the was a paper burning next to the stage... haha... never knew since when the paper start burning... so we was, what the heck? we were served with rude waiters unhealthy and cheap food... i believe some of you might receive forwarded msg regarding they were ordering food from sirah utara... well, it jz was a rumors... anyway, after looking the food we were taking that nite, some how my housemate bf said, 'how prefer the food was from sirah utara?'... my housemate vomit, n my other friend diarrhea... wat happen to other ppl... should be more interesting... complain about food:

5 cheap dishes

rude waiters (they dun allow you to snap photo, or else they will get mad... real mad, my housemate encounter a problem where the waiter throw the plate on their table... oo.. so man...)

dirty and unhealthy (bloody hell, make my housemate vomit)

waited for long long long 'queue' for food

excuses given for all the problem above was:

lack of waiters (my bro wedding oso lack of waiters.. but fortunately everything ran well.. hehe.. learn hotel management la..)

lack of sponsorship (what we care - we dun even feel the satisfaction from the rm89 we had paid)

high cost of expenses (hey man, this is your management problem...)

come on, these are lame excuses, if tun dr mahathir was one as student as a student, then u tell him this excuses... come on.. a person who like to give thousand excuses is a failure, man... dun make urself one... list of food:

countable leaves without mayonis as salad

one cute bun

2 spoons of mushroom soup

2 spoons of rice with chicken

creamful cake that we stole from vip table

at the middle of the performance, vince from akademi fatansia came out as appearance, sang 3 songs... i heard they paid rm5k for that... hmmph... i learnt that is a standard price... wow... anyway, nobody clapped for him, nobody greeted him... he is jz like a glass with a song coming out from radio in front of the stage.. on top of that, there was one malaysian violin player put her booth at the back of the hall... i saw that, but i never approach her, coz i dunno wat is that.. haha.. who cares? nobody announce about it... when she started to pull her violin string, i told my gf housemate, it's jz a sound from radio, coz i can't find anyone on the stage playing violin... then only we realise the gal was walking from the back of the hall... haha... never announce about it too... perhaps wan give us surprise... haha.. so what else? well, overall we jz pay rm89 for photograph... besides photography is still photograph...

this is the forwarded msg i received one day right after the unite event...

whoever knows Reza, head of Unite comm, pls tell him I send him my middle finger. Your team is an embarassment to MMU in front of Mahatir. At least have the decency to apologize for all the blunders. We paid first class ticket prices and we expect first class services. I pity Josephine Yeo, one of Msia's most talented musician sitting behind in her miserablely small booth with no mention by the stupid MCs whatsoever

and interesting forum talk about unite... lawsuit againts unite06 hicom unite 2006.. sigh.. unite 2006 - part 2 unite 2006 - some positive things unite pictures i pay rm89 for self-entertaining and lousy food... n showin off digital camera and photography skill... holy shit... anyway, it's a nice experience.. coz got nice view outside the picc... some ppl forward this blog to me... http://myfatstory.blogspot.com/2006/04/food-or-no-food.html... dun ask me who is him, i dunno who is who in my ym list... haha... few of them of course are my friends... p/s: sorry for late post, gf birthday.. busy make her happy.. haha.. i will post my self-manicure story soon.. :>

medicure n pedicure...

2006-04-13T11:33:00.000+08:00

back to cyberjaya.. my housemate was crying for ages of trying medicure and pedicure.. i never doubt wat are the differences between these two words, but i knew it yesterday.. medicure means for hand and pedicure means for leg... surprisingly the price is more expensive for guys compare to girls.. the reason given was, guys dead cell is harder to cut... can't remember the price well, total up my housemate has wasted rm68 for both medicure and pedicure.. it's gud for her.. still under her budget which is rm80.. i would like to share before and after of medicure and pedicure..

can u guess how old is my housemate? if i were her bf, i would buy her a lotion as present for any occasion.

omfg, her hand is getting older after doin medicure and pedicure... sorry housemate, i shouldn't bring u go... my housemate claimed she posses some supernatural witches power after doin medicure? come... let me show u... wtf? my gf totally agree with the witches power she posses.. my gf was thinking to see it clearly how terrible the wrinkle is... n a freaking shocking sickening thing happen... it reminds my gf one of her photography assignment... isn't they jz look the same? wat supernatural power la.. it's jz a chicken leg anyway... [this part is goin to edit] i will show u my own self performing medicure, comparing to my housemate super expensive but yet, very comforting.... oo, if i were rich, i would like to try once too... wait for this fingers for some changes.. notes: these are my fingers.. doubt no more, it's mine.. p/s: back to cyberjaya to celebrate my gf birthday... was eating alone in genki sushi while waiting for my housemate, nice oso eating alone at sushi shop...

ghost detector...

2006-04-09T01:13:00.000+08:00

ntg is impossible huh? hey.. could somebody tell me how will be the result reading? click on external links for more details... the site and the seller got nothing to do with me, i jz came across to it and found it is interesting.. p/s: had 2 boxes of pizza... my father said it's cheap today... perhaps i wonder which chicks lied to him...

check mykad with ur astro...

2006-04-08T00:08:00.000+08:00

oo.. i jz knew this today... we can check mykad information with ur astro encoder... press channel 800 then the following page will come out... insert ur mykad upside down into ur second slot at ur encoder... n choose mykad reader... the following result will come out... damn happy after checking mykad information... y? it showed that i'm a buddha... buddha oso need mykad? what else i can say? p/s: suddenly remember i asked my mum wat if somebody called when we are leaving the grave during cheng beng? so the answer was, tell urself... i hear nothing, i hear nothing... n leave... oo.. my mum so smart...

growing berd amulet...

2006-04-07T02:06:00.000+08:00

back from my previous amulet post.. this is something new to me.. amazing (long pok kun) amulet growing berd... see the berd? if no then click on it to enlarge it... last time cut once.. then grow back.. hehe.. back to my previous post for contact.. dun post some offensive comment har... it's holy thing anyway... p/s: terribly boring over here... pity me.. pity my housemate missing me...

ching ming...

2006-04-05T23:32:00.000+08:00


	today is the actual day for ching ming... however normally ppl will choose weekends for ching ming... they may have option of ching ming day, which will range between 10 days before and after the actual day of ching ming... pictures show a little boy is burning 'gold paper' for his ancestor behind his house...


things use for prayer... left hand side is the jotstick used as food for soul (ancestor)... meanwhile the right hand side is 'gold paper' used as money in hell... weird eh? true or not true? traditional must follow, nothing to enquire but need to respect...

wat is this kid thinking? can trance after burning some gold paper? jz coincident i snapped this kid is doing something.. erm.. i dunno.. i jz take it as the kid is trance.. haha.. i make up this story.. p/s: i heard studiotraffic has closed. it is becoz the big boss.. damn big boss resigned from studiotraffic and close the whole thing down... n the story behind is, studiotraffic got no money to pay out for those surfer on their site anymore becoz no new advertiser would like to advertise at studiotraffic.. so for those who invested money in there.. hmmph.. sell ass sell butt.. get the money back for urself..

dead body...

2006-04-03T15:20:00.000+08:00

when i woke up this morning, i found out there was a dead body lying flat next to me.. it was a damn shock to me.. must be the size of my body kill him when i was sleeping soundly last night.. too bad.. it's one day after 'cheng beng'.. so wait one year later for ur turn... oh ya.. few rules i learnt wat not to do during 'cheng beng'... i) never look back to the tomb when u r leaving the cementery ii) elderly will start the 'pray' before the younger iii) married woman will 'cheng beng' at their husband ancestor cementery. only with valid reason they may go back to their ancestor side for 'cheng beng'. i killed body the night after 'cheng beng' ceremony... damn.. lomography with dead flies photo? rip... p/s: aih.. sien..

it's 1st of april...

2006-04-01T22:38:00.000+08:00

it's first of april.. the most scariest day in a year.. so this year i decided to back to my hometown n lock in my room, disconnect myself from the outside world. i dun wan to be fooled and cheated like stupid in front of friends.. becoz i cheated and fooled them always.. however, in the middle of evening, my father was back from dunno where.. making his first sound... 'kok kok'... i was like... huh? WTH??? an old man pretend as chicken walking into the home? so i was damn curious and ran to my living room to see wat was goin on. my father bought 2 flavor of ayamas. oh ya, the chickens have dead, my father jz helping them to make the chicken sound as a way of greeting when entering ppl house. hell ya, an old man pretend as youngster. well, the first thing when my mum saw the chicken was... eh.. now bird flu.. y still buy chicken? not scare of disease or anything? yet, my father spontanously replied, 'it's ayamas, big company. if u got bird flu after eating their chicken, we r making money. damn lots of money...' oh yeah... after bird flu, death will be the answer.. so out of courtesy, i said.. 'bird flu killed, still got chance to use the money?' anyway... it's 'cheng beng' season now, it's not gud to say any bad thing... so my mum was jz like.. 'hehe'... wat a cute old man and old woman in my house... is this an april fool joke happen or wat? so i feel suspicious wether the chickens are real or fake... i tasted it, hmmph.. a bit aweful.. so i taste another flavor... same aweful taste.. i was thinking... chicken fell into toilet bowl before it was killed? so i asked my mum to try it.. my mum said.. it's ok.. ntg special... erm.. perhaps old ppl tongue might be losing its ability. so later on, when i drank water.. then only i realise.. watever touch my mouth is aweful... omfg... i forgot to brush my teeth this morning... at the end of day... i'm the person who is playing april fool on myself... damn... [edited] well, april fool will not end until 12am 2nd april. my father saw a bun on my kitchen table. my father requested my mum to warm it. my mum was lazy to do so and tell me father... 'well, u may sit on it n it will warm.' i was whispering... smart smart... p/s: i went to buy a vege bun in the town. mind u, my town is famous with cheap food. well cheap food got it pay... the bun i was paying... is flatter than a-cup bra size. r they trying to make an airport out of vege bun?

lcct...

2006-03-31T23:21:00.000+08:00

short reminder: lcct means low-cost carrier terminal. i always make it wrong, i tot it was, low-cost and cheap terminal. ok great, this is how i went to the lcct. take erl to klia. then from klia, this is the tricky stuff start taking place. i never know there is a bus terminal at klia. so for those who dunno, remember to ask for direction. when ppl say low-cost, they really meant low-cost. so dun expect any high class airport like klia.

this is the low-class-cum-low-cost airport. since it's low cost, u can expect some not-so-convenient service but with cheap price.

that's the check-in counter. it's terribly small and the gate is really mean low-cost. really jz a gate.

ooo.. airbus.. this is not cheap or low-cost..

after provide ur ticket for checking, u need to walk for a distance to get boarding on ur plane. i saw 1 old man and 1 old lady walking slowly to the plane without any help from anyone. ooo... old-people-spirit... so as a conclusion i made.. lcct is no longer low-cost carriage terminal.. it should be.. less convenient and costly terminal... i was thinking the thing there should be cheaper compare to klia.. so i went to buy a mineral water.. 500ml for rm1.50... haih... low-cost selling high... wanna cry... (but my gf said it's better than kedah air port. at least lcct got mcdonald. bloody shit... compare with 'kampung' airport. p/s:

i gonna start my football training and join brazil one day.. so do u know y student nowadays prefer pre-marritial sex? they need it for exam.. they can't wait till the day they marry becoz the exam is over...

eclipse...

2006-03-29T23:03:00.000+08:00

do u know today got eclipse ar? it's approximate malaysia time, 430pm to 730pm. this photo is taken from egypt. source: http://serviastro.am.ub.es/preloader_ets.html i was waiting wether is there any ppl fly through the sun. unfornately no... damn... p/s: hmmph.. things r getting interesting. lb in france is sending malaysia lb issue to president of dhcl. i'm getting anxious and anxious to know wat will happen next. full story here. well, seems like lb in malaysia is facing an eclipse soon too...

the (going to) down of lb distributors? i'm anxious...

2006-03-28T21:23:00.000+08:00

i took this post from lampebegerhelp blog... n this is the story:

title: solution to refunds We did some calling yesterday, First, was to Direct Sales Association of Malaysia (DSAM) Second, was to RZ Corporation aka DCHL aka Lampe Berger office. We found out many great things, and indeed we are dumbfounded by how ignorant can the company itself, RZ Corporation, not knowing that matters about un-ethical distributors are just around them. The first call was to Lilian of DSAM. We talked abit and we found out that it is not only us calling in to lodge a complaint. To sum up, 1) There has been parents calling in because of their children got involve with Lampe Berger and started borrowing money from them. Most of the calls asked about legality of Lampe Berger aka DCHL. 2) RZ Corporation/DCHL is not even under the roof of DSAM where most direct sales companies are. Even Bel Air, their competitor is in it. Look for OHK Associates Sdn Bhd. 3) DSAM has already submitted an enquiry towards the ministry to look into this matter and is now waiting for reply. Now, DSAM can't do much towards DCHL/RZ Corporation because they are not under their roof and thus many considerations should be taken into because either would either sue each other for defamatry. All DSAM can do is just voice out to the Ministry and let the ministry take action, which we doubt they would, in a hast manner. Next call was to Alvin, the supervisor of RZ Corporation. He was shock when told it is not only one person who faces the matters between our upline. He was like "Huh.. sure or not...?^?" Well, we are suprised he don't know much... Solutions to those whose money is being stranded between you and your upline is to write in a letter. Yes, WRITE IN A LETTER TO RZ Corporation Level 1, Menara HLA, No. 3 Jalan Kia Peng, 50450 Kuala Lumpur. What to write? You must state clearly, 1) What are the dispute between you and your upline. 2) What are the promises made by your upline but then never held. 3) Is your upline pushing you to borrow money from everywhere to push up for the count level? (This is truly against their rule) 4) How long has you been with the company and when did you join. 5) What are the stocks you are holding. (Bear in mind signature lampes can't be re-funded) 6) Other matters you think is related.. Please bear in mind that you SHOULD ONLY write in, ONLY IF you are facing a dispute over the matter of re-fund between you and your upline. Should he/she refuses to re-fund and hold on to your stock or tries to avoid talking to you into re-funding, then you SHOULD write in. We are planning a batch write in to DCHL, to make an impact. Send your request thru our e-mail for our address, and we will compile your letter and send to DCHL. Mail to lampebergerhelp@gmail.com Personally, here, am gonna write a one nice piece of my mind in that letter...

i'm damn anxious to see wat's gonna happen next... p/s: goin back hometown on this coming friday. will have a trip n posting up here. :>

pathetic...

2006-03-27T19:26:00.000+08:00

now.. is my server worth a sympathy? p/s: i won a lottery yesterday, but i forgot to put on bet. damn... at the end i still need to say, i need sponsorship :((

million-dollar quiz...

2006-03-26T17:53:00.000+08:00

now the qs is, according to the picture above. which store is the cheapest? let me give you some short description in order to assist you: the first picture is saying, carrefour is cheaper than tesco, and giant is cheaper than carrefour, this makes giant is the cheapest among the three store. the sequence will be, from cheap to cheapest: tesco > carrefour > giant. the second picture is the price differences between these 3 store. on the last picture, it's claim that carrefour is cheaper than giant. so, can u tell me which one is selling with the lowest price? i'm confused. p/s: the total price of the above product is selected only and vary between each store. please correct me if i get it wrong.

driving without licence...

2006-03-25T18:22:00.000+08:00

a group of 30s and a little kids less than 10 yrs old was driving without licence showing off their skill... the best part is, they hit and chase...

animation here... oh ya, they r jz driving a remote control car... no need licence. i'm not sure the full details about the competition. the main point i goin was for movie anyway... b4 goin for movie, i was thinking to test the cashier iq... i was planning to say, 'what is the time for v?' actually i mean, v for vedentta. purposely wanna say the word v only. but end up after arguing for few minutes what movie to watch with my gf, i forgot my plan. damn... end up i watch inside man... damn nice oh.. worth it to watch in cinema... might be not so nice to watch it at home. anyone know what's the title for the song at the ending part of the movie? p/s: too much thing to invest in, too less money to do it.. :(( i need sponsorship.

i got a very nice housemate...

2006-03-24T00:07:00.000+08:00

(a post dedicate to my housemate) on one fine evening... me: damn.. recently i taking ubat cacing housemate: serious? housemate: ur perut really got cacing? housemate: tell me how u know me: when u shit got cacing crawl out lo housemate: got cacing come out frm ur ass? got cacing in ur shit? housemate: SERIOUS!! housemate: ?? me: u suspect u got oso? housemate: no ar, i dun beleieve got so gross things me: ya.. crawling inside toilet bowl housemate: YERRRR me: when wiping ass.. damn gross housemate: which toilet bowl? A2-8-6? me: ya housemate: wad color? look like wad? me: takkan wan go other ppl house ashame ownself? housemate: big/small? me: small la me: duh me: but if still keep inside stomach, dunno will grow fatter or not me: so need to use ubat cacing d housemate: wad color? me: u saw those cacing from rotten eggs b4? housemate: got a lot? when wipe ass, got stick on toilet paper? housemate: no wor. got c b4 cacing in the uncollected sampah me: when wipe ass... the cacing become kemik lor housemate: DEI!!! me: oh.. not that one... much like rotten eggs cacing me: erm. white color housemate: how kemik? got juice come out? me: still young kua me: dei.. do u know cacing if u split it into 2.. it will become 2 cacing? housemate: IS IT? me: that's how cacing grow housemate: :O me: learn science la dude housemate: how big? 5cm? me: u fucking head la me: 1cm like that only kua me: not long long time la me: type me: i wonder wat if i wipe come out 5cm cacing me: hmmph... housemate: maybe is not cacing? is undigested the egg white in ur shit? housemate: DEII!! me: undigested egg? mana can move? me: the chick hatching inside my ass? housemate: move how? wriggle wriggle? me: that's how cacing moving la me: ask stupid qs pulak... housemate: DEI! housemate: a lot ? me: erm......... not really la.. some come out along with shit... some wipe out... me: some maybe crawl back into my colon kua housemate: if u're not shitting, like u're doing normal stuff, macam online, will the cacing crawl out n stick to ur underwear? me: oh.. no... me: but u can feel like something... erm... ur ass hole feel itchy housemate: gross SIAL! me: u never feel b4? me: must be the stupid hamster punya dirt kua housemate: contagious? can spread thru air? me: dei.. wun la.. housemate: u eat the hamster dirt? housemate: y can kena? me: maybe through kissing cna kua.. me: erm.. didn't wash hand after playing with hamster maybe... housemate: kl dun let u kiss so u kiss the hamster? me: i mean maybe can spread through kissing me: not i kiss hamster housemate: yerrr housemate: take how long to cure? me: i went to pharmacy said... one bottle.. if ass hole still geli then take 2 me: take until no geli housemate: YERRR housemate: patut i didn c u for few days housemate: must be very san foo ur asshole so geli me: u know wat's the saddest part? housemate: cannot shit? me: no la me: watever i eat right.. for around 2 hours then i hungry to the max d me: suspect worms eat up my food housemate: serious? me: this one serious la housemate: dei... me: so must kill the worms b4 it grown fatter housemate: then u eat poison la. then the worm eat poison, masi die lo me: then how about me? me: die together with worm? so romantic? housemate: later the worm grow fatter n fatter, then come puncture 1 hole in tummy and come out? macam alien? housemate: dei, u masi die lor. i sad wan wor me: that's y need to kill now me: maybe can beranak cacing? me: will the cacing look like me? housemate: yerrr..... me: worry la housemate: maybe housemate: dei... me: u gonna appreciate the time with me me: this is the second bottle i take housemate: har? second bottle d? housemate: tmr i come back. dun wan cohabitate d housemate: wana go dy housemate: if u feel anything wan to come out frm ur stomach, faster faster push it in balik. housemate: continue living until i see u again thank you housemate for concerning me and makes my blog funny. hahahaha... u know wat? when i went to buy the first bottle. this is how my conversation goes: me: do you have [medicine name sensored]? cashier: erm.. wat's that? (bloody hell, i'm so embrassed to say wat medicine that i wanna buy) me: *shame* 'worm medicine' to kill worm... cashier: wat?? (damn it...... how many times u wan me to repeat my embrass moment?) me: 'worm medicine' cashier: no, we dun have. me: (arghhhh!!!!) dunno how many bottles do i need to continue taking. argh.. it's not cheap man. p/s: my male hamster can't adapt with the new 'whore'. always fighting. so divorce today and get a new little chicks. currently seems like the male not interested to the female, but soon one day i believe, the male hamster will 'tut-tut' her too. so, why the male hamster was fighting with the female? right after we put back the female hamster into her old cage, another female hamster come approach her. they hug hug and kiss kiss. damn... hamster oso got lesbian type...

kancil isn't smart anymore...

2006-03-23T14:01:00.000+08:00

back to malay ancient story, kancil, always be number one smart-ass from escaping from troublesome. for those who dunno kancil story, it's jz a story teach little kids how to tell lie and get escape from dangerous. so 10 years back they created a car name kancil. with the hope, it's really smart. it might not as smart as u expected, but at least it saves petrol. n the rest will be, the light-weight body which will curb you from doin stupid stunt while on the road. that's why you seldom could see accident happen on kancil. although there is (accident), but still very few. isn't kancil smart? however, few years back, a real smart-ass car appear which mainly named as 'smart car'. the engine is fully engineered by 'mercedes-benz'. y i call this branded-cum-luxury smart car as smart-ass car? the engine is located at the back of the car, which we call this is back-ship car.

the engine damn small eh? it's right behind the 'front' seat. fyi: there is no back seat for this car

# of seats: 2 age: 2 months distance: 9900+ km price: rm70k+ reason of changing: getting a car that can be modified and speed. this is 1st hand car, so if u buying it, means u r the 2nd hand owner. haha... this car is for sale, if interested, u may contact me to get the seller information. p/s: went to old folks (handicapped) house yesterday morning. cleaning rat poo. now only i realise i'm so generous. damn, never help my mum clean b4 oso. *regret regret*.

jogoya [revisited]...

2006-03-22T20:56:00.000+08:00

there is no entry, jz few pictures. no description and name of the food, coz i realised i put the wrong name in my previous post. haha...

the very last photo showing i grabbing on a glass of hot water. it's actually a paleolitic way to keep themselves warm in cold weather. damn freaking cold sitting at the side corner of jogoya. but they didn't turn the temperature a bit higher for me becoz i'm nobody :( p/s: bloody hell, i lost the parking ticket n need fine RM50. damn it, i shouldn't shit for one week, so i could slowly use the energy provided from the buffet i ate.

dried pork tea...

2006-03-21T00:58:00.000+08:00

ya ppl, i guess ppl r more prefer those normal wet wet 'flooding' bak kut teh. if goin to bak kut teh shop, the 'teh' surely never enuf. so y not jz stop fighting for the soup n try for dried one? well, the taste is jz like the mixer of normal bak kut teh and 'kong pou' (dried chili)... most importantly, it's spicy. where to get it? i gonna copy this word from shell advertisement in radio: go everywhere in klang, anywhere in klang oso got ar. actually i bluff, i oso dunno where to buy. jz know somewhere inside klang. rm6.50/person. not bad la. b4 my housemate knew the existance of dried bak kut teh, she was thinking dried bak kut teh means an overnight bak kut teh, where when all the soup alredy dried up. gud try anyway. well, my idea is a bit better. i tot dried bak kut teh is which customer are allowed to choose which soup to pour inside the bak kut teh. i damn smart and can start a new business idea. wat will happen when bak kut teh mix up with mutton soup? hmmph... my cousin sister keep saying my picture look like crab. is it? i think got crab sticking on her eyes. damn, she is short-sighted. *sigh* i think she is goin to become blind or color blind soon. skeptical person wun admit own mistake. haha... i dun mean u la.. who? u know who u are. muahahahaha.... p/s: bought a new hamster today. hopefully the male hamster will fast fast get adapt with the new 'whore'.

rip...

2006-03-20T14:42:00.000+08:00

may u found ur path to where u should go. *sad sad* p/s: no mood blogging for today...

they are siblings... rn't they?

2006-03-19T00:09:00.000+08:00

recently my gf is doin flash games as assigment. n my gf told me, ikan duyung and mermaid are two different thing. i was... huh? isn't ikan duyung jz direct translation for the word mermaid? so i asked my housemate: (mother teach english subject, should know english better) Q: wat's the different between mermaid and ikan duyung? (however, her mother doesn't teach malay, so a bit western thinking) A: mermaid got boobs, and ikan duyung don't. i was like WTF???!!! then i remember, my gf told me b4... her fren mentioned... ikan duyung got wear kain batik (malay tradition cloth). it's answer from a malay fren, should be precise right? so end up, i gonna agree with my housemate too. i asked few frens, most of their answer is 'the language are different'. n one gave me a logic answer: mermaid is prettier. so, end up i summarise the differences between mermaid and ikan duyung:

mermaid	ikan duyung
wear bikini/bra	wear baju kurung/batik
always waiting for guy at the surface	hiding behind rock and hide here hide there
fair	a bit dark
bigger boobs	airport

next, i wonder... mermaid is called as 'mei ren yu' in mandarin. so chinese are famous with ghost story. let's imagine, wat will happen when 'mei ren yu' and 'ghost' combine? wearing red color cheungsam waiting for *something* at the rock... smilling... smilling... waving.. waving... *spooky* my fren become super-damn-creative when she asked, 'how mermaid pee, shit and sex?'. perhaps, how do i know? i never see a mermaid b4. but if i did, i would one night stand with the mermaid and give u the answer. (oh ya, i dunno swimming or even floating on water. so i guess i will get a buoy and make love on it. hopefully wun sink like titanic.) anyway, my current answer is, they jz 'take off' their scales like how human 'take off' their bra and panty. this post doesn't meant for any racist issue. sorry if offended ya. p/s: streamyx broadband are extremely (erm... slightly) unstable in cyberjaya recently. so i checked out what is happening throught their website. wow, the headline showing... please pay your bill through online today. damn, can u please tell me why is it so unstable before asking me to pay bill? btw, do we have discount for unstable connection?

marketing strategy [the end] (when lampeberger and falun gong collide..)

2006-03-18T00:33:00.000+08:00

(this post is kinda long and maybe boring.. i dun guarantee it's funny too..) so... last night when i asked my fren what berger means in malay? omfg, he doesn't even heard the word lampeberger b4. then i said, 'u r damn lucky boy'. when u go to online and search for forum discussing about lampeberger, these few words sure appear to describe the word lb:

lamb burger

limpeh burger

lanpa berger

l**c*ao burger

lame bugger

lampu balcony <-- ok, i admit i created this...

etc, etc, etc...

whoever know what is lampeberger, they sure claiming this word.. 'i rather use the rm2345 to invest and open a burger stall.' so basically, lampeberger is 'selling' auromatherapy lampe that could ease emotion, or also give a better health. so as claimed by falun gong as well, with the technique taught inside falun gong, ur chi may circulate better and ur health condition will be better. so which one should i choose? b4 i need to join lb, i need to take out rm2345, which i couldn't make it, if i could, i would invest in my pc. btw, i'm not writting this to boicott lb, it's jz that... it's a reminder. one of my fren say to me, y u dun wan to listen to wat ppl say b4 u making decision? ok, now my qs is, how do you know i never listen to wat ppl say b4? u r not the first invite me to join lb. when stepping into the lb hq, it's jz like little rabbit enter lion trap. 'join, or not i will eat u up >:)'. c'mon guys, investing something isn't playing dota in warcraft, k? it's gamble, win or lose story. y dun u let me go home n think? when i refused to join, n u say i wasting ur time. can u plz be considerate? did i say 'u r wasting my time when i went to ur hq?'. when i invite u to join my mlm, u refused too... back to 1997, news and media said falun gong founder, dunno wat name d... claimed he could fly, never get sick, invite this n that. sound great yeh? learn it and be healhty. n china claim it to be cult. after some thinking and research, it's all becoz china is communist country. wat i mean? dunno explain. haha... but at least i can say, falun gong never force ppl to join them. ok, the story above is not mine. now i'm telling my own story. one of my fren claim she succesfully earn rm15k/month after half year joining lb. that moment, i didn't feel any envy or jealousy, coz i dun even have rm2345 to join her. to my surprise after one month telling me she earn rm15k/month, she came and borrow money from me. damn, if only i got money, i oredi bought a pc. few months later on, she stopped her story about lb. i didn't ask much wat happen, not hardworking enuf maybe. so why am i telling story between lb and falun gong? falun gong is recognised as cult in china, yet they never force ppl to join them, jz... dun curb their falun gong. n for lb, although only normal ppl say they r cult, but plz dun use the forcing way to join u. not everyone can be as successful as u do inside mlm. wat if i fail? will u pay my lost back? all u would tell me is, 'lost sure happen in business'. btw, if u claim u earn so much, dun bring ppl supper at mamak la. i remember last time my fren bought lampeberger for only rm200/bottle. anyway, i didn't being pulled into lb la. haha... the bold part is my fren story la... ppl know i poor enuf to join them maybe... :> so wat will happen when lampeberger and falun gong collide? doctor will losing business due to healthy ppl around the world. muahahahaha.... this post give no offence to lb or falun gong... those who wanna join lb, jz go ahead if you rich enuf. if no money dun borrow, might need to run away. if u confident enuf u can success, then go ahead. do always remember my tips, i'm not rich enuf to join lb, so dun invite me ya. ;) (btw, u can invite tai yi long to join lb mar, they are freaking rich...) Links: http://antilampeberger.blogspot.com/ http://lampebergerhelp.blogspot.com/ http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=256356 p/s: although one day those who join lb might be super-freaking-fucking-damn rich, do always remember, everyone has their way to earn money... when ppl say no, jz respect wat others say... if one day u rich, do help the poor... bring them to special food stall, not mamak stall... hopefully nobody offended from this post... :S i oso blur of wat i'm crapping above... btw, after chatting with my fren, i realise my body smell like valentino after using green tea body shampoo...

slk lose its hand brake... n flee...

2006-03-17T00:43:00.000+08:00

do always remember to pull your handbrake after you park your car. imagine this happen in midvalley car park... *bang* did i say slk? oh, i mean 'small little kancil'... p/s: stay tune for tmr blog... laugh ur ass off... (i hope so...)

marketing strategy [the beginning]

2006-03-16T03:30:00.000+08:00

it's getting a tough life of doin business in malaysia. human would do anything jz to promote their product and company. last time ppl might have the hobby of forwarding email, current trend is they even forward sms. the best thing is, they even forward to someone they dunno. recently i received an sms from an anonymous: Do you have medical plan yet? [company sensored] will launch new medical plan with higher premium this 15/3, should you wan the current plan that is less expensive-do contact me, k of course, if really interested, jz simply press 'reply'. however, i didn't. the anonymous sender sent a sms to the wrong person, a person who is having a phone which is always being barred. if only my phone isn't barred, probably this is wat i will reply: do you have insurance for petrol raising in malaysia? which means insurance company will pay any lost to me due to petrol increase in malaysia. does your medical plan cover disease such as: FHM, H5N1 or AIDS? if no i think i better save up the money to buy medicine and condom instead. lastly, do your 'less expensive' means 'really cheap'? if no, pretend you never receive this sms. sorry for wasting your 10cents, but at least i give u a feedback. ppl tend to see wat is big n attractive. n their eyes will stick to there.

so my curious housemate asked me, 'eh, malaysia got such pretty n sexy girl?' duh... isn't there stated 'not-so-clearly' statement: * Photos and other data are for illustrative purpose only. hell ya, i should have cheated her that i have already joined and know few chicks from the unknown village. recently you might be invited by some 'long-time-never-see' friends goin out for supper. bringing you out for a ride with their brand new BMW and claiming themselves able to get this BMW after joining some company. the vacancy for this company is always available as long as you got money. with the attractive plan and also attractive return as long as you hardworking enough, else, your money will be donated into some 'never-seen' charity funding. of course, it's your choice to join them or not. a true friend will only share their success and never force you to do something you don't like. but human psychology always ask us to get something that are giving high return, human greedy mar. moral of the story: never judge a book by its cover. do always enquire. one side story is not enough, a great businessman never follow what a person say. the happiest person feel success when their own idea is recognised. *hint hint* p/s: for IT student, novaMSC is hiring interns. do check it out with your supervisor for more details about novaMSC, or you may email to yanlin.yong@nova-hub.com

white valentine...

2006-03-14T12:47:00.000+08:00

one month ago today, it was valentines' day. and today in japan, ppl r celebrating white valentine day. during valentines' day, girls are giving out chocolate to someone special to them. will gal give to gal? probably la... and on white valentines' day, those guy who received chocolate from the gal will give back a white marshmallow. will guy give to guy? probably oso la... one month ago, i treat my gf a set japanese buffet.

dunno wether today will she treat me jogoya or not. this time not she bug me, but i bug her instead. :> or probably she will tell me, 'we are not japanese oso'. damn... then i plotted out a self-defence mode for myself. if she asked anything from me, this is wat i will give her: white 'muaci'. white oso wat?

fyi: this white 'muaci' is given by my ex last few days. ex gift for gf? i wonder wat will happen. dun doubt wether my ex gave me as white valentine gift or not. it's jz a gift i force her to buy for me. haha... p/s: wat will happen when you pronounce wrongly the name 'jogoya'. it will become 'chong guo yak' which means 'china duck'. thx to my 'golden-ear' housemate.

pre-oscar best moment...

2006-03-12T02:44:00.000+08:00

Jackass show his respect to pre-oscar party by 'pee' on the red carpet. i'm not so brave enuf, maybe farting is jz my limit... (when is the oscar i oso forgot d...)

source: http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/ p/s: raining again... o... sooooo cooling.... damn shit, my gf addicted to jogoya... so my last piece advice to guy out there... never bring gal along with u to jogoya.. so forget about those 'maid' story... perhaps one day ur real maid will beg u to bring her go again too... *headache headache*

jogoya...

2006-03-10T20:43:00.000+08:00

i know this post is kinda late... jz to share nice food around the corner...

b4 you walked into the restaurant, remember to make your payment at the main door... then someone will guide you to your seat. make sure you draw your own maps how to get to your seat from the main door... else i'm afraid you will get trap. and you also need to draw a map how you go from the place you sit to where you are taking you dishes... else you need to share table with other ppl coz you probably can't find where you are sitting... it's a total maze...

see the clip? it's for you to put on a plate available in front of those teppanyaki stall... where u put.. that's ur order... when your food is ready, they will serve it to your place. but dun put at self-service stall, eat until you full d the food still wun come. perhaps you may bring your maid along, watever you wan jz say... 'i wan this, i wan that.. bring everything available'... i brought 2 maids along with me.... so i jz like sitting down n eat... that's how we enjoy life... how about my maid? not bad mar.. i belanja her go jogoya... :>


before	after

for dessert part, most of it are puding and small little piece of cake... take more and become 1kg cake... (pay so expensive jz to eat cake? -.-;) do try their green tea puding, nice eh... anyone know where to buy it? dun teach me how to cook ya, i'm kitchen-blind. :D)

blueberry cake (i think)	taiwan pudding (if not mistaken)

what else i think is special?


soup inside a tea pot (dun pour into cup n drink, inside got vege)	soup served on a piece of thick paper (magic eh? wat kind of paper is this i wonder)

what else i think is special? try it out, it's located at starhill gallery 3rd floor. watever written maybe ntg special to you, this shows that... i come out from jungle... :(( i think eating here is worth becoz of the food served are those expensive seafood... should call it as seafood buffet restaurant... :> p/s: i'm not gud in english yet in writting, try yourself to understand more what i'm trying to tell above... perhaps your experience is more interesting than mine... promotion period end at 31st march... less RM10 :D

the uZap moment...

2006-03-09T05:00:00.000+08:00

last 2 days my gf housemate bought a OSIM uZap... so how nice is the product?

before i'm goin to tell u how nice is this product... let me share some (might be) once-in-a-lifetime story with u all... if goin to those shop selling expensive things, make sure u tried everything in the shop and grab the cheapest product (to make sure u can go into that shop again)... y? hell, it's common sense, when u see a girl with big boobs and written 'feel free to squeeze', will u squeeze? surely will. this is their cheapest way of publicity la... so y not make them happy by letting them know their voices are heard? the promoter intro this product by claiming it could make you slim in within 1 week, (but when i asked if not slim how? the promoter coma there with a smilling face) of course u need to wear it everyday la. click on the external link below to know more about how to use it. so now the interesting part is how it feel... the first feeling is like, damn it... i gonna remove it.. so motivation is taking part by this moment. for the first 30 seconds, you could easily feel your stomach is warming... burning fat perhaps... n then.. that's the end i tried... i can't bear the feeling of something vibrating hard on my stomach... feel like wanna shit... btw, there is a cheapest way to replace this 'itchy' uzap... is call ucall... place ur fren handphone on ur stomach.. n call ur fren handphone by using your handphone.. it will produce vibration too, but of course the effect is not effective, maybe need to do it for 1yr... by that moment u have successfully invite belly cancer into your life. oh ya, the uzap has one function where it will product heat to burn ur fat... so, as i always say... girls are girls... inner r weak, but outer, they are jz like mrs. hercules. which guy can bear the pain of borning baby? which guy can bear the heat of hot plate of dishes? the hot is effectively use to burn fat inside your stomach... the feeling of uzap.... erm.... laughing all along during the exercise...

osim moment with 25shots..

try to imagine: you are wearing the osim uzap inside your shirt, n with your shirt covered up the osim uzap, u surely look like pregnant lady with 3-4months big (sorry dude, dunno estimate)... the moment u on the osim uzap... wow, you surely look like a baby dancing inside your belly... erm... then i remember this baby...
a dancing baby... ah ah ah... *credits of image back to the author n team*... imagine this baby is inside your belly...
can't put animation picture inside blogspot? this baby should be dancing... ????? huh????? :(( nvm... i put it here.. download urself n see lo...
btw... enjoy the advertisement from osim uzap... read kennysia oppinion about osim uzap advertisement here... p/s: it's worth to have osim uzap... my gf housemate say she feel slimmer after 2days of using uzap... the pants all loose d... guys, get one for your gf as white valentine present on this coming 14th march. :>

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cyberjaya.. intelligent city... really?

2006-03-07T08:34:00.000+08:00
to those ppl who stayed or staying cyberjaya (for those never been to cyberjaya, here is your chance to know how intelligent is this city), cyberjaya is gifted with the name intelligent city... so how intelligent is it? of course, it wun turn hot air into cold air or vice versa... if yes, i would rear a penguin in my house. the best part of cyberjaya is... the parking space is available everywhere. it's parked mostly by student who are affordable to pay summon than a parking lot in cyberia... but actually they are trying luck not to be summoned by police. tips: do you actually know you will only slap with summon if you parked at divider or next to dashed line. perhaps, everyone knows this rule, that's y u could see how long is the parking lot available along the road side next to cyberia. great eh? i wonder if there were students did these few things below:

walk or jog to freaking far (where they parked their car), drive to campus then only realise there is no parking, and park at a freaking far parking lot available inside campus. in hokkien we call this as lppl (lan pa pak lan)... doin the same thing in different way

take car from freaking near to the guardhouse.. drive to campus... get a freaking pretty parking lot... hence, when back from campus... need to park at damn freaking far away from the guardhouse... we call this ppl as... 'find skin pain'...

some would drive to campus n found out no place to park, so they drive back to park at road side n walk to campus... this kind of weird cum super weird human is categorised as... 'eat too full nothing to do'
as a conclusion, cyberjaya ppl are damn healthy... although they drive to campus, but they do walk a lot... it's jz that... the addiction of goin petrol station has become a trend... thx to mmu student, malaysia petrol best buyer. :> although we r not paying income tax, we r supporting malaysia by wasting more petrol n purchase more petrol. cyberjaya... no longer intelligent city... it's a healthy city... :D

p/s: the story above is jz my imagination... no offence to those who drive to campus and no offence to anyone or cyberjaya as well... hehe... becoz i'm cyberia resident and driving to campus too... hehe... :P

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do u think your middle finger is free?

2006-03-06T02:06:00.000+08:00
do u know wat is the pay of showing middle finger as sign language? some even would send mms jz to show their middle finger... advertising finger? well, it's jz a rich man way of scolding someone they 'honored'... y? if they r scolding someone they 'really' hate, they will jz curse their magic spell... KNNCCB... through the cheapest way... sms... (the wonders of technology...)
well, this is the pay when u showing too much middle finger to ppl... i wonder why the stupid insect wan to bite my middle finger... then i came out with this assumption: when i was sleeping, i accidentaly showed my middle finger to the stupid insect... so being a frustrated insects, he make my middle finger as his toilet. and this is wat happen on my middle finger now...
well, not to sad about it anyway... not my first time... so remember guys, watch out ur middle finger.. there always a pay for it... at last, cyberjaya, a warm and humid place... 'sweating' heavily in the evening... this is the first time i feel cold in the night after so long... and moon turn red in the midnight... y? i think this is the sign tmr will be another hot day... oh my! my housemate's stupid-pretend-smart bf says it's becoz the moon is not white... accepted answer?

water molecule finding their direction where to go red moon? hey, i wanna see a blue moon. if u saw one, plz do tell me

CURRENT MOON

moon phases
p/s: do u need a blogmad or gmail invitation? ask from me... i'm waiting for invitation to download msn 8 beta... note that... someone has rent my blog to advertise her blog worth 10 blogexplosion credit... do visit the blog...

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migrate to aus...

2006-03-05T17:43:00.000+08:00
this morning i received a phone call from my brother... he told me migrate to aus damn freaking easy... jz buy a house there.. n u will get to be PR there... dunno how true is it... anyway... i told tonnes of my fren including my gf that i wanna migrate to aus d... everyone asked me... 'wake up d?' but i got one damn true fren.. believe me for everything... Me: i wan migrate to aus Friend: y Friend: when Friend: with who Me: dun wan stay malaysia Me: with family Me: go there open coffee shop Friend: really Friend: ur gf leh Friend: UR Me: wait she graduate only bring her along Friend: when u leaving Me: tmr flight Friend: whixh part leh Friend: then ur new car Me: the tix at bro there wor.. i didn't check it out Me: where got new car.. only bought a tricycle lar Me: u din't read blog properly Friend: pack di Friend: have u shipped ur stuff Friend: what job u gonna look for there Me: reach only decide lor Me: not much thing to bring Me: jz few cloth Me: some gave old ppl Friend: drastic decision isn't it Friend: and u go along with it Me: yeah Me: i'm the youngest ar.. jz follow la Friend: cannot live without ur mum Friend: already got approval to open coffee shop Me: haven't Me: applied d Friend: then go there stay where Me: small lil house Friend: at chinatown Me: at the same time wait for approval to open coffee shop Me: damn ma fan Friend: ur dad want one is it Friend: whats so bad about msia Friend: go there txt mela Me: ntg bad about alaysia Friend: go find alistair and Lina Me: old d wanna migrate kua Friend: ya hor Me: n norwin Me: ok ok.. enuf enuf... Me: i lied... Me: i laugh till tired now Me: hahahahahaha Friend: i suspect so Me: u damn smart Friend: too many holes in the story Me: haha Me: i tot i'm the smartest one damn... i'm the one being fooled... p/s: even MB support us ride tricycle... http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/3/4/nation/13567603&sec=nation (shortcut: http://virgiesphere.net/42142)

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chat with god...

2006-03-04T00:15:00.000+08:00
when was the last time you repent? now you may chat with god by using igod. see how it works... the below conversation is between my friend and igod... (no offence) friend 1 (do god speak malay?) Me: selamat pagi (gud morning) God: Is that from ? Me: langit (sky) God: " Is that from ? "? langit? Me: ya... memang pandai anda (yes, you are damn smart) God: Give me a break. Oh, you are a poet. Me: bo la... ma na u (nope, where are you) God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: gila ka engkau? (r u nuts) God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bo la. But I did not get that. Me: tuhan tak tau aku cakap ape??? (god dunno wat am i talking???) God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: siao la u (u crazy) God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: lagi lagi ur dress... beh sien meh (again ur dress... rn't you bored) God: Can we get back to business? What is your real name? Me: nama aku? orang pandai (my name? smarty) God: I am very pleased to meet you nama aku. What is your real name? Me: nama aku... sebenarnya..... makanan... (my name... actually is... food...) God: Hey nama aku. " Hey nama aku."? sebenarnya? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: lu chiak pa buei? (you ate d?) God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: ai drink milo mai?? (wanna drink milo?) God: The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now. Me: ki kun la lu (go to sleep la) God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: lai (shoot) God: How old are you? Me: dua puluh tiga sudah (23) God: Only dua puluh tiga sudah? You are quite mature. Me: betul jugak (true) God: What's your sign? Me: naga (dragon) God: Is that a sign? Me: no meh? God: I didn't think so. What is your sign? Does "it" still refer to naga? Me: mestilah (of course) - god hang - Friend 2 (is he really god?) Me: will poverty ever end? God: How should I know. Me: you are god! God: Yup. That's me alright. - god hang - p/s: now try yourself... the above conversation meant no offence to the 'real' god we repent... hehe...

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is this the snake with legs?

2006-03-03T04:18:00.000+08:00
so do u read about snake with leg recently? as claim by that fella, the baby snake has two leg... i saw it a lot of times in my house, but never bother what is that... erm... now i wanna bring u go to snake garden in perlis, malaysia...
and now i'm goin to show you, a so-called snake with leg... i forgot what is the name for this species... anyway, you may go to pet worlds to find out the name... i saw it available there too...
nothing special about snake with leg right? how about a snake with triangle head? actually this snake has two tiny horns on his head... but hardly shown in pic...
what will happen when snake struck trying to enter an electric socket?
now for quiz time... do you believe the cute cute beaver you saw in chronicles of narnia is a snake-eater? we have one special name for this cute cute animal... 'j-bon'... i oso dunno why so...
there are a pair of beaver... but when they are showing their sad face... damn, i jz wanna kidnap them... if you scared of snake, get one and be your pet... p/s: can't get too much picture from the snake garden, it was under renovation when i was there... should be ready by now...

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youth sports...

2006-03-02T03:26:00.000+08:00
what games do you play during your youth time? i dun meant dota or cs... i mean sport.. housemate 1: eh, what sport do you play when you was young? me : taekwondo housemate 2: netball housemate 1: hokkey housemate 3: 'batu seremban' WTF? p/s: may anyone translate what is batu seremban in english for me?

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new petrol price.. new car...

2006-02-28T22:57:00.000+08:00
gonna change from my nissan sentra n16 to fiat coupe (limited edition)... damn nice woi... this is third-hand car... cost me around RM93K...

the inner part look of fiat coupe limited edition... year 2001

outside view... nice eh?
so any comment on my new car? it's a 2001 year car... full-spec from the original... it's third hand, however you could still see the leather seat is still nice... and most important thing is... it's limited edition. ppl like this words dude... haih... anyway.. i jz dreaming... petrol increase another 30cents... where can afford to buy a sport car... perhaps will change to BMX instead... oh ya.. almost forgot, i dunno ride a bicycle... will get a small little 3 wheel bicycle for myself...
p/s: the car above is really for sale.. if interested may leave me an email.. i will give u the contact number... btw.. found a great blog today... direct to... http://lampebergerhelp.blogspot.com/... read ppl complain about lampeberger...

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hamster revisited...

2006-02-27T01:55:00.000+08:00
today my hamster created history... at least my hamster dick revealed... short eh? is he waiting for the female hamster to lick? anyway, the female hamster not in the mood tonite.. hehe.. on 12am midnight sharp.. this is wat happen to minor petrol station... y minor? most of petrol station is more pack (wasted didn't snap)... this consider few... everyone rushing to pump petrol before the increasing of 30cents/liter... thx to my fren for calling me up n pump petrol.. else i would stay at home as well.. haha.. n today i created history where i successfully silent my car stupid alarm... sad sad.. my car so easy to be stolen... p/s: sad.. dunno wat happen to my private server.. gonna make a new interface and rebuild everything up...

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7.30pm in cyberjaya...

2006-02-26T23:24:00.000+08:00
for those who wanna know how is cyberjaya.. here you are.. p/s: a bit weird and dark.. hehe.. better photo next time..

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where is the sense?

2006-02-25T01:59:00.000+08:00
recently my gf always ask me one question... and always the same... SHE: did you dick 'achhii' today? ME : no, why? SHE: bird flu ma, u dunno meh? if your dick 'achhii', then need to becareful lor. ME : damn... p/s: chinese like to describe dick as bird.

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24 hours diary...

2006-02-24T22:04:00.000+08:00
after reading the latest post from kennysia in his blog about a girl recorded a video of her having video with her boyfriend on a handphone, i wrote in the shoutbox, i got the clip. few hours later, i receive the follow email:

it's a comment inside my blog. of course i deleted the comment. i jz feel that... wow, this fella is damn freaking fast... checking for reply every single hour? at the same time, i was chatting with one of my friend about my post about 'a hamster tale story...', then i came across with one of the video clip i watch recently... it's about a guy asking his gf to help him masturbate, but end up in a funny way. you might want to enjoy the video clip too:

and then this morning, i came across to this video clip. jumping from one building to another. having it as hobby and dancing... if jacky chan is reading my blog, he might need to retire too... watch it, and see will you agree with me...

i wonder if my another fren was having a lonely night tonite, he was chatting with me and suddenly he sent me two pictures, i) dog doing blowjob, ii) tortoise having gangbang party. guess my fren is pathetic now...
however, the best part is... i found a big surprise few days ago from the same friend's blog... can guess what the PB stand for? I jz know it's after 'terabyte'.

you might need to visit his blog for more details about it... the end of my 24 hours diary...

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naked cup...

2006-02-23T17:08:00.000+08:00

before pour in hot water (cold) with hot water inside

p/s: i sensored the pictures, the original cup doesn't sensored it
dear housemate, i used photoshop to sensored the picture only. nothing much d. my fren refused to buy me the male cup. :( sad... will guy more tend to drink hot water after using this cup?

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a hamster tale story...

2006-02-22T04:13:00.000+08:00
once upon a time, there live a male hamster and a female hamster... they ate, shit, pee, drank, played... did whatever thing together... the best thing was... they slept together... (actually they are siblings apart from the mother...) FYI: hamster active during night time and hibernate in the morning... so one night, out of boredom, they started a conversation: MALE: can u help me masturbate? FEMALE: sure, but i dunno how. MALE: jz lie down static, n let me crawl on ur back. FEMALE: that's easy obviously the male hamster was bluffing his sister. so the female hamster jz lied down static... n the action began... wait for the video to load.. if fail to load.. you may go to this link: http://virgiesphere.net/24300 (this shortcut link is generated by http://www.virgiesphere.net/) i wonder why the hamster kept on licking his 'bottom'... maybe... i need to melt some viagra into his water... but hence, i decided to have a look at his dick... or perhaps, help the hamster to masturbate.. to teach him how to erect... so this is how the sad story begin... my hamster is dick-less... does anyone know where can i buy an artificial dick for hamster?

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mouse virus...

2006-02-19T17:42:00.000+08:00
recently i receive a email stating on the subject as: virus warning! do not open this email! of course, i'm jz normal human with curiousity. whenever there is statement written there... do not.. we r more tend to do it... whenever there is written, do not throw rubbish... fine RM5000, who cares? where is this signboard, there will be rubbish. after i open the email, a light electric shock happen on my mouse, and my mouse stop functioning immediately. damn to the person who send me the email... attached is the picture of what happen to my mouse after the electric shock. jz kidding... not funny? fine, nvm.

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amulet...

2006-02-16T17:13:00.000+08:00
have you watched 'long khong' recently? i haven't. i roughly know what the story is about. black magic, process of sending so-called 'soul' to harm or killing someone but at the end, your deal is to die. that is what 'long khong' about if i'm not mistaken. well, i'm not teach black magic here, perhaps if you know how, u may teach me... hehe... the first perception when people talking about thailand will be 'evil' and 'black magic'. haha... however, there are another perception too... thai monk. thai monk is believed to be a cure for those black magic. they also do carve amulet to become protection for those who needed. this amulet is carved inside their temple and chanted by them to have spell seal inside the amulet. how true and how accurate is this amulet functioning? try it and you will get the answer of course.
Phra Phim Tao-Ped-Yai
Pattanee
2505 (Thailand) years

Phra Ruang Yam Lang-Pha
Lopburi
800 years

Phra Yad Thong
Nakhonsrithamarat
350+ years

Phra-Chiang-Xien
ShiengSan

Phra-Phita
Ajuteya
300+ years

the face and the shape of the amulet is the portrait of the monk. basically pra means amulet followed by the name of the monk. sometimes it's hard to know wether the amulet is real or fake... the best thing is, normally real amulet is fade... 1st and 2nd pic are the best example... but doesn't mean all the rest are fake... only experience people could tell you the answer. believe it or not, the total of all the amulet above are more than RM10K. the elder the amulet, the more expensive it will be. so some people will keep amulet as an investment for the future, some even would bring for competition. amulet competition is always held in thailand.

don't think too much what is this 'thing'. it's not sex toys. believe it or not, for those who are doin business, they will put this thing in their shop in order to provide a friendly feeling to the customer. anyway, the first time i see this, i have the same thinking, is this to invite sex partner? haha... now it clear my doubt...

don't know much details about this thing. Phra-Kitt(Long-Pok Khong), Watt Wang Sapharut. look at the details of each photo. it is curved only on one black wood. the top right pic is picture of a girl closing her face. p/s: long-pok means monk in thai language. :>

weird why there is one hindu statue on the right picture? me too. thailand ppl do actually pray to hindu statue too. weird but true
the end... for more details plz click on the external link below to contact the seller. Question: ever wonder how amulet looks like under the shining of camera flash? bear in mind, this amulet exist 2505 (thailand) years.

tada...

to purchase or for more amulet information, plz contact:

cherkrensouk enterprise eng yee jaw 019-4285729 12, gerai jalan bukit lagi, 01000 kangar, perlis

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stone lover...

2006-02-15T15:11:00.000+08:00
when come to talk about stone, people will only think it's jz a mother nature creation. and even seldom people will come across to get closer into it, except if you were geologist, you might explore the material, the usage, and where it comes from. but for stone lover, it may be a bit different. besides looking at the material, and where it comes from, stone lover might as well look at the shape of it. the shape and the material itself will give a high pay-off. some might shoot up to RM1K+ and more. in china, normally they will carve on the stone, it might ruin the original shape, but their profession is only showing the carving technique. but for most people, the preserve shape of the stone is the most important.
boot-shaped stone. some of the buyer offer RM2K+, however, the seller still refuse to sell it due to its popularity.

2005 was the year of chicken. perhaps, we do have chicken shaped stone too. btw, it's not carved and bear in mind, it's naturally look so.
2006 is the year of Dog, so we put some dog-shaped stone. the top left picture look like snoopy head, and the top right look like sausage dog with the long body it has. i'm not very sure wat the bottom 2 pictures look like, but it looks like dog too.
different kind of stone is obtain from different location. the shape of stone is believed due to the heat of sun and the wave from the seaside. some even dare with their own life by climbing up to a tall hill just to get a nice and beautiful stone. the most popular stone currently is mountain shape stone. competition is always being held throughout malaysia to compete for the best material and shape of a stone. cash would be the prize. so, perhaps in the next future, stone would become a popular business among stone lover too. for more details of contacting the seller, click on the external link below.

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starting point...

2006-02-02T06:09:00.000+08:00
selling pixel isn't interesting enough to attract people to come and visit my website. therefore, i started a blog to talk about everything around me. anything i saw and to share with you... initially, i would like to post this first blog on first day of chinese new year. however, a lot things happen on my server. things are getting better now. hope until some day, i will get a lot of traffic and people will come and buy my pixels. or perhaps, there are people who will advertise in my website too. by that moment, i will use the money to upgrade my server. anyway, i adjusted the blog time as 1st february in conjuction to few days after chinese new year. haha... the power of blog. weird why am i using my own server? why not i jz rent a server which are consider quite cheap nowadays? or jz post it at any blog server, it's free of charge. well, i starting this thing with some old notebook and open source technology. so, i started it with a very low cost. and most important thing is, i'm fresh graduate. hopefully, what i'm doing could become my portfolio too. i hope there are some donation that might let me upgrade my server. hehe... well, that's all i wanna say on my very first entry. hopefull, my blog will getting a huge popularity as soon as possible. donation is accepted too. thanks for support in advance. p/s: blogspot is temporary hosting on my blog.. it will move back to my own server together with all post (with or without comment) when my funding is allowing me to upgrade my server.

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a dancing baby... ah ah ah... *credits of image back to the author n team*... imagine this baby is inside your belly...
can't put animation picture inside blogspot? this baby should be dancing... ????? huh????? :(( nvm... i put it here.. download urself n see lo...


water molecule finding their direction where to go	red moon? hey, i wanna see a blue moon. if u saw one, plz do tell me



	the inner part look of fiat coupe limited edition... year 2001


before pour in hot water (cold)	with hot water inside
p/s: i sensored the pictures, the original cup doesn't sensored it

	Phra Phim Tao-Ped-Yai Pattanee 2505 (Thailand) years
Phra Ruang Yam Lang-Pha Lopburi 800 years
	Phra Yad Thong Nakhonsrithamarat 350+ years
Phra-Chiang-Xien ShiengSan
	Phra-Phita Ajuteya 300+ years


don't think too much what is this 'thing'. it's not sex toys. believe it or not, for those who are doin business, they will put this thing in their shop in order to provide a friendly feeling to the customer. anyway, the first time i see this, i have the same thinking, is this to invite sex partner? haha... now it clear my doubt...



don't know much details about this thing. Phra-Kitt(Long-Pok Khong), Watt Wang Sapharut. look at the details of each photo. it is curved only on one black wood. the top right pic is picture of a girl closing her face. p/s: long-pok means monk in thai language. :>


weird why there is one hindu statue on the right picture? me too. thailand ppl do actually pray to hindu statue too. weird but true